Bi, n.: When *everybody* thinks you're a pervert.
In a world where first impressions can make or break a person's life, it is not uncommon for individuals to face judgments and prejudices that have nothing to do with their character or intent
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"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night." - Steven Wright
"Those who believe in astrology are living in houses with foundations of Silly Putty." - Dennis Rawlins
The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
In order to dial out, it is necessary to broaden one's dimension.
"Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's incomplete and saying: "Now it's complete because it's ended here."" - Muad'dib, "Dune"
Love
"In her first passion woman loves her lover, In all the others all she loves is love." - George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Juan"
In a world that thrives on passion and emotion, a tale unfolds that echoes the profound words of the enigmatic poet, Lord Byron
LOVE: When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.
"Fortune and love befriend the bold." - Ovid
"A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them." - H. L. Mencken
The only thing better than love is milk.
"Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell." - Matt Groening
To love is good, love being difficult.
Resilience
Miller's Slogan: Lose a few, lose a few.
In recent headlines, the phrase "Lose a few, lose a few" has been making the rounds
Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
"Peterson's Admonition: When you think you're going down for the third time" - just remember that you may have counted wrong.
"What!? Me worry?" - A. E. Neuman
God must love the Common Man; He made so many of them.
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." - W. E. Hickson
"Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh." - Quentin Crisp
Philosophy
"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent." - Wittgenstein
In recent times, the enigmatic and profound words of Ludwig Wittgenstein have once again resurfaced in various intellectual and philosophical discourses
"The reverse side also has a reverse side." - Japanese proverb
"Where am I, and what am I doing in this handbasket?" - Mark A. Matthews, to Wes Peters, circa 1996
"Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly." - Voltaire
Kleeneness is next to Godelness.
Philosophy, n.: Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
