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Documentation: Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English speaking persons.

Documentation: Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English speaking persons.

In a recent development, a group of researchers in Japan has successfully managed to translate instructions written in Swedish into English for those who speak English

Do unto others before they undo you.

Do unto others before they undo you.

You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.

You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.

I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?

I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?

"I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much." - Carole Wallach

"I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much." - Carole Wallach

"Those who have had no share in the good fortunes of the mighty Often have a share in their misfortunes." - Bertolt Brecht, "The Caucasian Chalk Circle"

"Those who have had no share in the good fortunes of the mighty Often have a share in their misfortunes." - Bertolt Brecht, "The Caucasian Chalk Circle"

It's hard to keep your shirt on when you're getting something off your chest.

It's hard to keep your shirt on when you're getting something off your chest.

Love

To love is good, love being difficult.

To love is good, love being difficult.

In a world where love can often be seen as both a blessing and a curse, its complexities are something that many individuals continue to grapple with

"I acted to show my love for Jodie Foster." - John Hinckley

"I acted to show my love for Jodie Foster." - John Hinckley

Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled.

Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled.

You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.

You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.

"What is love but a second-hand emotion?" - Tina Turner

"What is love but a second-hand emotion?" - Tina Turner

"It is idle to attempt to talk a young woman out of her passion: love does not lie in the ear." - Walpole

"It is idle to attempt to talk a young woman out of her passion: love does not lie in the ear." - Walpole

Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.

Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.

Resilience

"What!? Me worry?" - A. E. Neuman

"What!? Me worry?" - A. E. Neuman

In a world where chaos and uncertainty often seem to reign supreme, one can't help but wonder about the nature of human resilience and adaptability

God must love the Common Man; He made so many of them.

God must love the Common Man; He made so many of them.

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." - W. E. Hickson

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." - W. E. Hickson

"Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh." - Quentin Crisp

"Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh." - Quentin Crisp

This unit... must... survive.

This unit... must... survive.

You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.

You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.

He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.

He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.

Artificial Intelligence

That does not compute.

That does not compute.

In a remarkable turn of events, technology has once again proven its unpredictability, with a series of incidents where artificial intelligence (AI) has failed to process certain requests or inputs in what is being dubbed as 'that does not compute

Keep it short for pithy sake.

Keep it short for pithy sake.

"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem." - C. Durance, Computer Science 234

"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem." - C. Durance, Computer Science 234

"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat." - M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340

"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat." - M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340

"If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell." - Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

"If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell." - Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

"Say it with flowers, Or say it with mink, But whatever you do, Don't say it with ink!" - Jimmie Durante

"Say it with flowers, Or say it with mink, But whatever you do, Don't say it with ink!" - Jimmie Durante

You will think of something funnier than this to add to the fortunes.

You will think of something funnier than this to add to the fortunes.

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That does not compute.

Keep it short for pithy sake.

"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem." - C. Durance, Computer Science 234

"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat." - M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340

"If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell." - Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

Education

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"Iowa State" - the high school after high school! -- Crow T. Robot

"Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know." - Daniel J. Boorstin

"What does education often do? It makes a straight cut ditch of a free meandering brook." - Henry David Thoreau

"Familiarity breeds contempt" - and children. -- Mark Twain

"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school. - George Ade

Evolution

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It's hard to think of you as the end result of millions of years of evolution.

Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.

"All life evolves by the differential survival of replicating entities." - Richard Dawkins

The devil finds work for idle glands.

RAM wasn't built in a day.